May 2012
58 posts
Most guys are in hardcore just for the dick
An Existential Life: In the beginning, God created... →
fuckyeahexistentialism:
In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in His cosmic loneliness.
And God said, “Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done.” And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God…
“But most of all, stop thinking that what people so loathingly refer to as the...”
– Taylor Callobre, The “Good Guy” Myth (via housewifeswag)
“(trigger warning: rape, rape jokes)
Here is why I refuse to take rape jokes...”
– Why Rape Jokes Are Never “Ok” (via twofish)
I hate that I depend so much on someone. Knowing that at any minute this person could destroy me if he wanted to, scares the shit out of me.
What race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
hispanic people: not Mexican
asian people: not Chinese
Stressed out.
Lost Grrrls: The House has passed the GOP's... →
newsweek:
newsweek:
Just happened. So what bill is that? “House Democrats say the Republican-authored law would raise requirements to prove domestic violence and sexual assault, erase confidentiality protections for immigrant women and alert abusers when their victims seek help. They say it would eliminate a path to citizenship for immigrant victims who cooperate with police and cut...
We girls gotta be nicer to each other. There’s no benefits in being assholes to one another.
Betty White endorses Obama
barackobama:
The actress Betty White is endorsing President Obama for reelection, the AP reports.
White told the AP that she “very, very much favors” Obama, saying that she likes what he has done and “how he represents us.”
Betty, he loves you back.
Luv me sum Betty
mullenator:
50% divorce rate
but we still gotta “protect the sanctity”
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“The only obsession everyone wants: ‘love.’ People think that in falling in love...”
– Philip Roth, The Dying Animal (via prima-volta)
Belgium, Sweden or Canada. One day.
xvzvx:
ATTENTION BREAKING NEWS ALERT EMERGENCY UPDATE:
An “illegal alien” is still a fucking human.
I just saw forks over knives. Never felt so unhealthy and gross, and I don’t even eat meat.
Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?